…but he’s handsome, and speaks perfect French.
Le Clown has been working on his new blog, Black Box Warnings, and has neglected the magnificent Le Clown on Fire. My Carnies, be lenient, and give Le Clown a few more days. Can we agree on Monday, May 28? Excellent! To thank you, Le Clown allows you to name your future children after him. Same goes to you pet people, not for your kids, but for your little barking annoyance dogs or your walking allergens cats.
Until then, please feel free to talk about Le Clown during your next family gathering, or call out his name during sex.
Everything Le Clown says is true.
Tu dis que tu parles français, mais tu n’as jamais écrit en français…
Posted by Shannon.Kennedy | May 23, 2012, 12:44Shannon,
J’ai fait quelques vidéos en français, bien qu’ils sont tous silencieux… Ça doit compter pour quelque chose, non?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | May 23, 2012, 12:45Hahahahaha. Ok, ok. Je vais te laisser gagner cette fois.
Posted by Shannon.Kennedy | May 23, 2012, 12:52LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!
Posted by the howler and me | May 23, 2012, 12:46THAM,
Always on fire. Indeed.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | May 23, 2012, 12:47Dear Le Clown,
I saw pictures of you eating McDonald’s in Sweet Mother’s tribute to you…I urge you to watch: Supersize Me…you’ll not eat at Micky D’s again…
Posted by Dianne Wing | May 23, 2012, 12:55Dianne,
Loved the movie. I actually dislike McDonald’s… That’s too tame: McCrap and I aren’t friends… The message was simple: I can’t keep it in. Voilà! Search McBowel on my blog and you will see the original post.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | May 23, 2012, 12:58How could I have doubted the wisdom of Le Clown.
Posted by Dianne Wing | May 24, 2012, 13:51I refrain from calling out names during sex… it may be the wrong name. ♥
Posted by bipolarmuse | May 23, 2012, 13:02BPMuse,
It’s never the wrong name when it’s “Le Clown”.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | May 23, 2012, 13:04Ha! True… but then they wonder ” Are you calling me a clown”… and I would reply, no. I am speaking of LE CLOWN.
Bahahaha
Posted by bipolarmuse | May 23, 2012, 13:06BPMuse,
Good answer.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | May 23, 2012, 13:09By the way… I am not comfortable with the 28th… you need to be present sooner. Just sayin… as a Carnie I expect you to heed what I say.
Posted by bipolarmuse | May 23, 2012, 13:13I don’t know if I can trust you anymore…. I feel betrayed!
Posted by didiita | May 23, 2012, 13:07Didiita,
My kids tell me the same thing, each time they expect to eat and I can’t be bothered as I’m watching an episode of Mad Men. Kids are so needy.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | May 23, 2012, 13:10What you don’t understand, Le Clown… is that we need sustenance! You wouldn’t want your carnies to starve would you??
we depend on you !!!
(needy much?)
Posted by didiita | May 23, 2012, 13:15Calling yourself a big, fat liar sounds a bit harsh, Le Clown. ‘A normal liar of average weight with, at best, 1-2lbs to lose’ sounds much nicer.
Posted by calahan | May 23, 2012, 13:39Le Clown…we cannot wait for the big inauguration!
Posted by jennysserendipity | May 23, 2012, 13:55Sex? What sex! I have something to look forward to! Yay!
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | May 23, 2012, 14:12Great. Now I can look forward to dealing with 15 little Le Clowns in my daughter’s kindergarten class.
Posted by Brent Waggoner | May 23, 2012, 14:33Can I call out your name when peeing instead?
Posted by Fred | May 23, 2012, 14:39Does masturbation count?
Posted by paralaxvu | May 23, 2012, 15:13Clown,
I am really looking forward to your new blog!
Owl
Posted by owl | May 23, 2012, 15:54Le Clown,
I hope I have not upset you with my aggressive making-fun of Le Clown comments. See, I’m like a child. I’m actually really jealous of your perfect Canadian French and my only-three-and-a-half college semesters French, so I must make fun of Le Clown to make myself feel better for my inferior Frenchiness.
We forgive your Frenchy Clowny lies
xo
Posted by PAZ | May 23, 2012, 16:28p.s. I take that back, it was four FULL semesters with real French frenchies, none of that Canadian Clown French.
Posted by PAZ | May 23, 2012, 16:30But I took the day off tomorrow and cleared my entire schedule for this. How could you do this to us?? You tease. And not in a good way.
Posted by Madame Weebles | May 23, 2012, 17:34Considering your admirable efforts on Black Box Warning and as a loyal carnie, I’m more than willing to wait. However, I will probably NOT call out your name during sex.
Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | May 24, 2012, 12:07Oh wait, only now can I call your name out during intercourse? Well then I am ahead of the game.
Don’t worry, you’re in the online industry. We all know due dates are for show.
Posted by daddyranman | May 25, 2012, 08:26DaddyRanman,
You made me laugh, douchebag!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | May 25, 2012, 09:32Le chuckle!
Posted by daddyranman | May 25, 2012, 19:34I might not call out your name during sex, but I did quote you in my grade 8 class — hope you don’t mind, but we were working on writers’ voices and blogging, and it seemed like a natural stop.They dug your style — lightsabers and duct-tape and all. Haven’t had any worried phonecalls from parents, so if the kids are checking out your blog, they’re not talking about it at the dinner table (yet)!
Posted by Moustache Mike the Teacher Man | May 26, 2012, 14:33