…but he’s handsome, and speaks perfect French.
Le Clown has been working on his new blog, Black Box Warnings, and has neglected the magnificent Le Clown on Fire. My Carnies, be lenient, and give Le Clown a few more days. Can we agree on Monday, May 28? Excellent! To thank you, Le Clown allows you to name your future children after him. Same goes to you pet people, not for your kids, but for your little
barking annoyance dogs or your walking allergens cats.
Until then, please feel free to talk about Le Clown during your next family gathering, or call out his name during sex.