Alas. As magnificent of an idea was Le HonoUrary Clown Badge, Le Clown has been told that it will simply not be feasible. Jen, the sole winner of this incredible honour, has reported that the magnificent badge html code will only work on a small amount of WordPress templates.
Le Clown is not a huge fan of annoyances, nor is he a fan of small things… Le Clown likes it big: bigger is better, I don’t care what you all say. Introducing the Bigger and Better Dick in a Box! You can’t use the badge on other bloggers’ posts? Who gives a rat’s ass! There’s only one place to be, and it’s on Le Clown on Fire. Le Clown is world famous, President of the Wold famous that is… And Le Clown needs a personal assistant, as he doesn’t have enough time – nor hands – to answer the blogosphere’s demand for his magnificence. Le Clown doesn’t want to become a divorce statistic… He should cater to his wife’s and kids’ needs on a daily basis… At least 10 minutes per day.
The winner of the Bigger and Better Dick in a Box will be granted the utmost privilege of answering Le Clown’s blog posts’ comments, randomly, as s/he pleases. And there’s more [my magnificence makes me cry sometimes]! The winner will have to write a 200-word mini-blog with picture(s) during her/his reign as my personal assistant. Le Magnificent Clown will create a 1-week guest blogger profile for his assistant! Le Clown has a sweet taste for longevity; he will also create a new page on his blog where all guest posts will be displayed together: the Bigger and Better Dick in a Box page. Imagine… You will be read on Le Clown on Fire. Don’t cry. Just be thankful.
Jen, you’re the first winner. An honour, and one you will want to carry out with gusto. Please use the badge freely on my blog, and go crazy on my readers’ comments. I will also expect your blog post published by Wednesday, at the latest. Get to it. Next winner will be crowned Thursday. You know the rules: best comment on Le Clown’s posts wins the Bigger and Better Dick in a Box.