Regular readers and followers might have seen this on my home page:
This is what happens when you have a successful blog, and you’re perceived as an outstanding father and an exemplary husband: you become a fucking rockstar, and next thing you know, everybody wants your sperm. Well no can do, people. I already have my family, and I won’t be sharing my love juice. So please, stop asking and keep your money.
No Le Clown semen for you.
I am speachless…
Posted by Dianne Wing | April 19, 2012, 18:08Dianne,
Right? I mean, the nerves on some…
Le Magnificent Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 19, 2012, 18:12I second that !
Posted by Mari Sanchez Cayuso | April 20, 2012, 01:15uhmmmm……..
Posted by The Itty Bitty Boomer | April 19, 2012, 18:10The Itty Bitty Boomer,
Don’t worry about me, you’re too kind. I can fend for myself. But I appreciate your concerns.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 19, 2012, 18:12ROFLMAO *gasps*
I may laugh myself into an asthma attack!
Thank you for this wonderful giggle, mon ami.
VW ♥
Posted by Veggiewitch | April 19, 2012, 18:37VW,
Thank you for appreciating the humour behind my magnificence. I have noted the amount of followers I have before the post. I’ll check tomorrow to see if it has drastically dropped down.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 19, 2012, 18:42Perish the thought!
*squishy hugs*
VW ♥
Posted by Veggiewitch | April 19, 2012, 18:46Let’s see. You didn’t lose any followers after White Baby Jesus (though you didn’t put a clown nose on him as you have your sperm), so I’m thinking – if anything – this will earn you more followers.
Which is just so wrong.
On so many levels.
Posted by meizac | April 19, 2012, 19:00Meizac,
I know, it’s just so wrong. Even I know it is, and although I am laughing at it, I can’t help but to feel violated.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 19, 2012, 19:10Ha ha ha!
Posted by Ink. [Anette] | April 19, 2012, 19:01Anette,
Yeah, you laugh alright…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:49I think it’s really funny Clown. I know guys who sell their sperm. It’s good bucks. I guess you’ll have to present yourself a little less fabulous… that’s not gonna get easy… Le Fabulous Clown
Posted by Ink. [Anette] | April 20, 2012, 12:02Yes, I’m getting tired of people asking for my eggs, too. Well, actually, they’re begging me not to release the few I have left, but, you know, tomato, tomaato…
Posted by crubin | April 19, 2012, 19:58Crubin,
I feel your pain. Not literally, though…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:49Dear LeClown,
I want your magnificent sperm.
And that is the last compliment I will ever give you.
KC & Co.
Posted by KC | April 19, 2012, 20:13KC,
No. And thank you for the compliment.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:50Le Clown,
Love juice is also known as “Baby Batter” …in case anyone asks for that…
Posted by bipolarmuse | April 19, 2012, 20:17BPMuse,
Baby batter? The image shocks me…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:50Le Clown,
You have REALLY made it, if those reading this blog are asking for samples o your jizz. I.am.so.jealous.
I hope that one day… one of my followers will ask me for my semen…
oh wait…. DAMN IT!
-a very bummed out howler and me
Posted by the howler and me | April 19, 2012, 20:41THAM,
People are literally lining up outside our door. Can’t push them away forever. We’ll need to sacrifice one of our kids, I fear…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:51the question is: which one?
Posted by the howler and me | April 20, 2012, 12:55Dear clown,
Two of my followers ran away very soon after I posted my zombie twins joke yesterday – this post is a million times more horrible than my joke so you might lose all 5 of your followers when they read it. (I’m pressing the unfollow button in two seconds).
Love Dotty xxx
Posted by Dotty Headbanger | April 19, 2012, 20:57Dotty,
I have gained 3 followers since this post. Long live Le Clown’s semen!
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:52The title is possibly my favorite bit. I thought I knew everything!
Posted by thewhitetrashgourmet | April 19, 2012, 22:14TWTG,
Somehow I don’t think this would make a great recipe. I say skip it…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:53this is very wrong but I think the worst thing a mother can say to her child is “I should have swallowed you”
Posted by thewhitetrashgourmet | April 20, 2012, 11:58You, I like. You just made it on the top of my friends.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 12:00That’s disgusting on so many levels, I don’t know where to begin.
That said, at least you made yourself clear!
Posted by Fred | April 19, 2012, 22:35Fred,
You’re just jealous. Just stop it. Stop it I say.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:53Moi? Pshaw!
Posted by Fred | April 20, 2012, 11:56That’s the dream isn’t it? Get popular enough that your sperm is in demand
Good for you!
Posted by MissFourEyes | April 19, 2012, 22:52Miss Four Eyes,
I usually dream drier dreams. Just sayin’.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:54can i have sara’s? do they make girl sperm… ewwwwwwwww ;0
Posted by sweetmother | April 19, 2012, 23:23Sweet Mother,
You will need to ask her this one. I can’t speak for her.
But on this blog, we speak about Le Clown, godammit.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:55looooollll, saaaaaaarrrrrrwwwwwwyyy. that’s sorry said with a horrible spanish accent. xxoo, sm
Posted by sweetmother | April 20, 2012, 12:34Sir Clown,
I like it when you come crawling out of your shell. Very nice.
Miss L
Posted by kzackuslheureux | April 19, 2012, 23:29Miss L,
I’ve jumped right back inside… [This is my revised, PG answer...].
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:57
Posted by kzackuslheureux | April 20, 2012, 11:58Now, wait a minute. When I asked you for your sperm it wasn’t because I wanted to make babies with it!
J&T
Posted by Jen and Tonic | April 19, 2012, 23:40Gosh…the images in my head…
Posted by Sophy | April 20, 2012, 03:27Jen,
You are my kind of people.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 11:57Le Clown,
I think that you’ve made a good decision. With great fame comes great responsibilities , but this is not one of them.
Posted by Sophy | April 20, 2012, 03:29Sophy,
Exactly. And I’m against semen genocide personally. I make no sense.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 12:01The nose on that little swimmer is the damn funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Posted by christine | April 20, 2012, 11:13Christine,
I laughed so hard when I photoshopped it. Sometimes I think I’m my best audience.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 12:02Oh, I am totally my best audience. Especially when I teach. I crack myself up, and my students look at me, slightly amused. It is such fun being us, no?
Posted by christine | April 20, 2012, 12:07Le Clown,
Hehehehehe Jerk Sauce, hehehehehe clown semen, heheheheheh clown babies, hehehehehe
HS
Posted by Hellosailor | April 20, 2012, 13:07HS,
Psyched to have made you laugh this much.
No sarcasm here.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 19:15Le Clown,
I know in real life I’m a nurse and bodily functions shouldn’t make me laugh and I should be more grown up, but jizz will always be funny.
Laughing HS
Posted by Hellosailor | April 21, 2012, 09:05HS,
Jizz is usually funny, except when [fill in the blank].
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 21, 2012, 18:15Le Clown,
Laughing even harder………..
Pissing Herself Sailor
Posted by Hellosailor | April 22, 2012, 06:57Laughing and then kinda throwing up in my mouth a little and then laughing again.
Jerk sauce….hahahahaha
Posted by Maggie O'C | April 20, 2012, 16:09Maggie,
That sounds pretty gross to me… Nothing like love juice, of course.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 19:15Le Clown:
I promise never, ever to ask for your semen … ever. It’s the least I can do.
Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | April 20, 2012, 16:15CaL,
Thanks man. I know who my real friends are…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 20, 2012, 19:13Don’t worry, I have enough clowns in my family.
Posted by paralaxvu | April 21, 2012, 16:04Paralaxvu,
We can never have enough of good clowns in this world. I’m happy you have the good stuff in your family.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 21, 2012, 18:14Le Clown…did you fully read the wordpress Terms of Service being clicking ‘I Agree’? I’m not sure you can actually refuse.
From the Terms of Service:
Responsibility of Contributors. If you operate a blog, comment on a blog, post material to the Website, post links on the Website, or otherwise make material available by means of the Website you are entirely responsible for the content of, and any harm resulting from, and to meet any request made of Content. That is the case regardless of whether the Content in question constitutes text, graphics, jerk sauce, an audio file, or computer software.
Posted by Alex Autin | April 21, 2012, 22:03Alex,
Woah… One would think that if Le Clown was a stickler to rules, he’d be pretty screwed, and it would be free jizz for all. But thank God Le Clown is a rebel.
Le Non-Conformist Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 22, 2012, 14:37Lol!
Posted by thescarletnumbers | April 21, 2012, 22:04TheScarletNumbers,
Welcome to my blog. I this this is your first comment here… LOL is for “Loving OhMighty Le Clown”, right?
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 22, 2012, 14:40Ha ha….yes of course. I really think your blog is clever. Keep it up!
Posted by thescarletnumbers | April 22, 2012, 14:47Thanks for saying so.
I’ll keep it up, but you’ll need to come back. That’s how it is.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 22, 2012, 16:06You may not be adding to the world’s population but your readers are growing.
Jerk sauce sounds good on chicken wings.
Posted by Adrienne schmadrienne | April 23, 2012, 13:11Yeah right, keep all the good stuff for yourself.
Pfft, such a selfish Clown.
Posted by inphiluencer | April 26, 2012, 19:53