It just keeps on getting better. Le Clown can’t stop giving. It’s XMAS – or whatever religious holiday you celebrate – ALL YEAR LONG with Le Clown.
I’ve decided to award one lucky reader per week with the soon-to-be hottest commodity on the blogosphere, Le HonoUrary Clown Badge! [Don't wet your pants on my blog, you filthy reader... Hold it in at least until you get to Dotty's blog].
- Each week, Le HonoUrary Clown Badge will be awarded to the blogger who posts the best comment, as per Le Clown;
- Le HonoUrary Clown Badge is an unique HTML code which can be used as a signature in all Comment boxes, no matter who’s blog you’re commenting on. For example, Jenn from The Girl in the Cat Frame Glasses is reading another excellent post by Le Clown. After wiping off her tears of joy, she decides to add a comment on Le Clown’s post:
.
Le Magnificent Clown. You are the best. I will name my first born child Le Clown.
Your devoted fan,
Jenn
- See how much better her signature looks with Le HonoUrary Clown Badge?
- You will be allowed to use the badge for a whole week, until it’s awarded to another blogger. If you continue to use the badge, you’ll be a fucking thief.
- And that’s not all! The more you use the badge, the more you’ll be spreading Le Clown’s brand all over the blogosphere, and the more readers I will get.
- And that’s not all! Each Le HonoUrary Clown Badge winner will have a blog post written about them, by Le Clown himself!
- Now that’s enough. Please go and wet your pants on Dotty’s blog.
You took the words right out of my..er…fingers?
Jenn
Posted by springfieldfem | April 12, 2012, 19:08Jenn,
Le Clown is a
psychopsychic.Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 12, 2012, 19:26I never win anything
Posted by meizac | April 12, 2012, 19:21Meizac,
Did you know that the winner of the “Le Clown’s 3-Hour Exclusive WordPress Contest” is between you and another blogger? Yup.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 12, 2012, 19:25Woohoo!!
(Though, if I get second place, I will still not have won anything.)
Posted by meizac | April 12, 2012, 19:26This sounds complicated.
Posted by Shannon.Kennedy | April 12, 2012, 19:21Shannon,
It’s not. Le Clown wouldn’t do that to you.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 12, 2012, 19:23Ok.
On commence!
And that statement needs to be pictured with exciting theme music playing.
Posted by Shannon.Kennedy | April 12, 2012, 19:28I refuse to participate after being ROBBED in the last competition.
Posted by Jen and Tonic | April 12, 2012, 19:46Jen,
This contest has been created for you. I couldn’t live with myself after disqualifying you because of a simple technicality. I had to make it up to you.
So stop pouting, Le Clown’s favourite.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 12, 2012, 19:48Le Clown,
I feel like we’ve been on a roller coaster ride these past few days. Does WordPress offer couple’s counseling?
Le Jen and Tonic
Posted by Jen and Tonic | April 12, 2012, 20:47Jen,
You’re right. Let’s hug and make up. My dad’s death had to get between us, you know, get me all emotional and shit. But I promise you, he will never come between us again.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 12, 2012, 20:51If I ever win that distinguished badge, I’m going to track down the most ethical, sophisticated, and educated blogs out there and then leave your stain on them. It’s a win win for everyone.
Posted by crubin | April 12, 2012, 19:57Crubin,
I’m printing this comment. I’ll hold you to it.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 12, 2012, 19:58Crubin should get the badge for THAT comment, and let her keep it for two weeks.
Posted by meizac | April 12, 2012, 20:02I’m like, all, ‘should I or shouldn’t I’ about my next post, then I see the title of yours and I know that synchronicity is at hand! Hint: there is a word in my title that begins with d and ends in k but I don’t spell it out because I’m to much of a lady…
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | April 12, 2012, 20:07Sandee,
Indulge. And if you don’t want to use “dick” as I just did, use: Dick Fuck, or Fuck a Dick.
I have many other great ideas like these. Just ask.
Le Fucking Dick Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 12, 2012, 20:09I’ve already received so much blog-learning from you — I certainly will!
Posted by Sword-chinned bitch | April 12, 2012, 20:20Solet me see if I understand.. I would get to have this badge (better than a Tiffany’s ring) with my signature on every blog I comment on which I will then click on every Twitter so the post with said Le Clown’s authentic badge will go global and within 24 hours Le Clown will have so many followers that it crashes WP and the only way to revive it is for you to be Freshly Pressed for a month straight and you will be known all over Bloggerville as Le Golden Clown? Is that that how it works?
just ask’n
Posted by free penny press | April 12, 2012, 21:04If someone is going to crash WordPress, I am sure that Le Clown can do it. He just needs a little over 8000 comments in less than 24 hours. That’s how another wordpress blog I know of got crashed. So let the crashing begin!
PS, Le Clown, I am not responding otherwise because I am not worthy of you prestgiousness.
Posted by theartistryofthebipolarbrain | April 13, 2012, 02:25Lynne,
Le Golden Clown… Oh, sounds almost as good as Le Magnificent Clown.
Le All Powerful Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 13, 2012, 06:56TAOTBM,
You evil, evil blogger.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 14, 2012, 08:04Would you respect me if I were anything else?
Posted by theartistryofthebipolarbrain | April 14, 2012, 08:10TAOTBM,
Of course I would. I’d love you lot less though.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 14, 2012, 08:11Aw. This brought a tear to my eye. Then I got the eyelash out.
Thank you for the love, CoF. Platonically of course.
Posted by theartistryofthebipolarbrain | April 14, 2012, 08:37I’m flossing my teeth right now.
Posted by Stacie Chadwick | April 12, 2012, 22:53Stacie,
You got Le Clown’s number alright…
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 12, 2012, 22:59I thought of something similar month ago… a small photo of a raccoon poo I would attach to my comments to posts I didn’t like. I didn’t have the guts (or the high fibre diet) to follow through. Keep us posted on how this works out, Clown d’Or.
Posted by HoaiPhai | April 13, 2012, 10:26HoaiPhai,
Own up. I’d appreciate such honestly, especially if it comes in the form of raccoon poo.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 14, 2012, 07:29Gimme the badge. You want to give me the badge. You are getting very sleepy.
Posted by Adrienne schmadrienne | April 13, 2012, 20:44Adrienne,
You understand. The tone of this comment is exactly what I’m looking for.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 14, 2012, 07:29Le Clown… that badge right, I think the dick is missing.
Posted by Ink. [Anette] | April 13, 2012, 21:52Anette,
Thank you. I haven’t been called a NOT DICK in a long time.
Le Not a Dick Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 14, 2012, 07:30This sounds like fun!
Posted by MissFourEyes | April 14, 2012, 02:02Miss Four Eyes,
Le Clown is nothing but fun, unless he is unslept, which is all the time.
Le Clown
Posted by clownonfire | April 14, 2012, 07:31I was gonna leave a reply but then I forgot what the question was.
Posted by paralaxvu | April 14, 2012, 18:18I would indulge in thievery! Muahahahaha
Posted by bipolarmuse | April 16, 2012, 13:01