Two posts in one day. So shoot me.
Congrats to show-off ass-kisser braggy-pants nose-picker fellow blogger, Sweet jerk-face Mother for her Freshly Pressed honour.
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goddamn you, I LOVE YOU-HATE YOU. seriously, thank you for making me laugh. this is a touch overwhelming. hope it gives your well deserving blog a bump too. xo and xo to sara too. all us new yawkers do that shit. xxxoxoxoxooxoxo blah!
Posted by sweetmother | March 22, 2012, 16:34You rock, SM (can’t help think sado-maso each time I refer to you as SM)…
Screw traffic, we want sleep!
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 16:42Awesome job mother. You too clown.
Posted by billmcmorrow | March 22, 2012, 16:51I’ve come to a point now that when I read “Mother”, I think of the Bates family.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 22:30Okay, CoF, I have to work nose-picker into a future post.
Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | March 22, 2012, 17:07Wanna make it a blog post for next week?
I’ll play along.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 17:10You’re on.
Posted by Curmudgeon-at-Large | March 22, 2012, 17:20surely there are more adjectives to describe you than jus tthat
Posted by carlarenee45 | March 22, 2012, 17:09My English vocabulary is limited.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 22:28Get your Razzamatazz stuff out Clown Man, you could be next….
Posted by Stacie Chadwick | March 22, 2012, 17:57Razzamatazz. I like that word.
I’ll use it in French too:
Razzmatazz, j’aime ce mot.
See?
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 22:29Will there be a third post today CoF?
Posted by Ink. [Anette] | March 22, 2012, 17:5810:24PM. I think we’re safe.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 22:24I like the way you cheer up people – God, I hope I won’t be the mark, anytime soon.
Posted by Turber | March 22, 2012, 18:58Clowns are cheerful… Want to see me juggle?
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 22:22It depends. What do you want to juggle with? Words, figures, creepy things?
Posted by Turber | March 23, 2012, 05:58Yeah, I poked my head into sweetmother’s blog and saw your honorable mention. So, in a way, you made it onto FP as well. Congrats on riding others’ coattails,
Posted by Human In Recovery | March 22, 2012, 20:55Thanks… But some people would call it “friendship”…
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 21:32Friendship is a much better way to go
Posted by Human In Recovery | March 22, 2012, 22:05btw – apologies if I offended, it was meant to be a joke, but that seems to be a skill I’m lacking in.
Posted by Human In Recovery | March 22, 2012, 22:18HiR,
Don’t worry. No one was offended, not even my daughter for not having been mentioned once in this post…
All Hail Lord Evil Poppy,
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 22:21All Hail LEP
Posted by Human In Recovery | March 22, 2012, 22:23What a great post she did.. I mean one of those “Damn, wish I had of thought of that”.. well I’m new here and still don’t get all the stats stuff.. one day I may grow up to be a good blogger like her.
well deserved for her!!!
Posted by free penny press | March 22, 2012, 22:18Mother sets the bar high.
Too bad I’m a clown, and not an acrobat.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 22, 2012, 22:23This artwork is beautiful.
Posted by edrevets | March 23, 2012, 05:57I made it all by myself, other Freshly Pressed blogger.
Then my wife erased it, while wiping the tears off of her cheeks, and made it better, still laughing uncontrollably.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 23, 2012, 07:08Literally I’m crying right now.
Posted by edrevets | March 23, 2012, 05:57You wake up early, Freshly Pressed blogger.
Is that the secret?
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 23, 2012, 07:09Lord Evil Poppy, we await your commands.
Posted by daddyranman | March 23, 2012, 08:10Don’t. Taunt. Her…
Posted by clownonfire | March 23, 2012, 11:53hahahaha….nice pissing or pooping party on sweet mother’s front page accolades.
Posted by Adrienne schmadrienne | March 23, 2012, 12:14If you can’t beat them, pout.
That’s what I say.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 23, 2012, 15:57Two posts a day?
“KAHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!”
Posted by The Uncle In The Attic | March 23, 2012, 15:44