Sundays suck on WordPress. I don’t care what anyone says, i.e. God taking a lazy ass day off as he “worked sooo hard” to create the world – Sunday is a day to catch up on things, i.e. sitting at your desk and reading A Clown on Fire, for example. Right?
This week, it’s been about my reintegration into the real world; I’m on Facebook again. After 44 days away, I abruptly ended my hiatus and logged in for the first time, hesitantly. It went fairly smoothly… And by fairly smoothly I mean it hasn’t been grandiose, or anything. No, it hasn’t. Except that this winner of the prestigious Alan Smithee Blog award now has its own branded Facebook page! Yes he does! [over zealous use of exclamation marks].
I’m happy with it. It looks major-league superior super-duper. It’s a tad lonely, however… As this Facebook page and I are tight, I mean you-get-me-fans-I’ll-update-your-content tight, it asked me to share the good news with you, WordPress followers readers minions friends. Like our [an attempt to sound less me me me...] Facebook page, and we will provide you with unique content, content which will not be duplicated on WordPress, content for Facebook fans only…
What’s in it for you? Great fu*king question [God I have the brightest readers]! Next Sunday, when you’ll be sitting at your desk, and your kids will be interacting with the television, watching and learning the best Pulp Fiction one-liners, you’ll have stuff to read. Don’t thank me, please. That’s how I roll.
This is A Sunday Musical Interlude afterall. Let me bid you farewell with an old favourite – and still pertinent - Are You Fu*king Kidding Me (Facebook Song), by Kate Miller-Heidke.
I congratulate you on your FB brand. It looks… super-duper. No really. I like the play on f. You are indeed a very clever clown. I see you got 51 likes already. My fanpage has 30. It took a month to catch them. Had to bribe 26 of my friends, and 4 came by them selves. Ha ha ha. But 30 is what you need to get Facebook Insight. And that is what it’s all about. Getting insight. Have a great Sunday. Oh and p.s. or btw: the frog, you shouldn’t keep it in the fridge until spring. Put it in the freezer. I made that mistake once with at cat. When spring came around it was… no forget it.
Posted by Ink. [Anette] | March 18, 2012, 09:22Anette,
You must apologize my Frenglish… it was meant to mean (now that is a great sentence) “freezer” and not refrigerator…
Thanks,
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 18, 2012, 09:59Phew!
Posted by Ink. [Anette] | March 18, 2012, 10:27Dear Billy No Mates,
Are you touting for friends again?
Love Dotty xxx
Posted by Dotty Headbanger | March 18, 2012, 10:19Dear Dotty,
I have a very full/heavy wallet for any taker.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 18, 2012, 11:08Well Mr Fire.. I personally shut down Ye Olde FB page back before Santa came, BUT I do have my poetry gig page which will be more than happy to go “like” you new amazmatistic page..
Posted by free penny press | March 18, 2012, 10:45Lynne,
My Fb page will be waiting for your Fb page.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 18, 2012, 11:05done.. me=takeit tothestreet
Posted by free penny press | March 18, 2012, 11:14I (insert air quotes) Facebook like this.
Posted by Adrienne schmadrienne | March 18, 2012, 14:04I’m a fan! Maybe we can get some FB page incest going.
Sure, there are a great many ways I could have said that without being so crude.
Posted by Smaktakula | March 18, 2012, 20:53My Fb page will call yours for a date.
CoF
Posted by clownonfire | March 19, 2012, 07:30Sweet FB graphic! I definitely hit the like button.
Posted by Tallulah "Lulu" Stark | March 21, 2012, 11:42