The below is a list of what happens in my brain for the next 31 minutes after I hit “publish” each and everyday. Note: I only have about 1 original thought per minute, the other thoughts within that minute are variations of the original-thesis thought for that correpsonding minute.
Min 1: “Did my post suck today? It’s been a minute and there is only one “like”.
Sweet Mother woke up this morning, and thought: "Let me write a post for my stat-obsessed CoF blogger friend, so he won't have to". Thank you, benevolent SM.









My stats drop DRAMATICALLY on the weekends… LOL. I am a stat stalker.
Posted by bipolarmuse | March 13, 2012, 14:04They do, don’t they?
It’s as if readers have things to do during the weekend.
Stuff like… life.
Posted by clownonfire | March 13, 2012, 18:21good to know I’m not the only soul out there that’s stat obsessed.
Posted by GenQwerty | March 13, 2012, 16:11I must refresh my stat window 20 times a night when I’m away from my desk.
To my wife’s dismay.
Posted by clownonfire | March 13, 2012, 18:22There are stats? j/k! and no, it didn’t suck. far as I can tell- never does.
Posted by ekr1984 | March 13, 2012, 16:43I must appeal to people who haven’t got a life then. My stats go up on weekends. Is this good or bad?
Posted by Ink. [Anette] | March 14, 2012, 09:01People like you.
That’s always good, no?
Posted by clownonfire | March 14, 2012, 11:46My stats fluctuate as I do. I put no stock into them.
Posted by Tallulah "Lulu" Stark | March 14, 2012, 11:45You are a better person than us.
Posted by clownonfire | March 14, 2012, 11:46