A Clown On Fire
Archive for March 2012
WordPress and Le Clown are Buddies
Her name is Kreta. It’s a rather nice name, I think. Late last night, Kreta liked The Not So Empty Threats of Lord Evil Poppy [thank you, Kreta]. WordPress liked that Kreta liked my post. This is how I know: 1,000 likes, 93 posts, 57 days on WordPress. Not ONCE Freshly Pressed, but I’m already Ryan Gosling famous. … Continue reading
My Doppelgänger Wouldn’t Talk to Your Doppelgänger
When my 9 to 5 job is done and with, I remove my make-up, and take off my red plastic nose (made from 100% recycled material). Le Clown goes behind the curtain and l’Eric emerges [coincidentally, this is also when my kids lose interest in me. I don’t hold it against them, as I hold their … Continue reading
The Not So Empty Threats of Lord Evil Poppy
I put a great deal of thoughts in the art of blogging – not just in the magnificent content I write – but also in the back-end mechanics : Tags: Always carefully selected for SEO purposes. As some of you even noticed, I will use both humour and humor - 313.2 million people in the US … Continue reading
Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive
Reblogged from You Monsters Are People.: I have been to the most hoity of toity fancy-pants black tie affairs, the sketchiest dive bars with people just mainlining drugs in the bathroom like crazy, rap battles, a cello concert, Old Country Buffet, and almost everywhere in between. As I see it, the only real differences seem … Continue reading
I Am Dying. Please…Bring me a Toothpick.
These were the famous last words of French absurdist, Alfred Jarry [Alfred Jarry is a tad of an arsehole this way, as these famous last words should have been mine, and mine only. What am I going to say before my last breath? "Twilight sucked ass", and *POOF*, off to blog in the afterlife?]. As a … Continue reading
The Lorem Ipsum Blog Post
Last Saturday, I photoshopped a poster [occasionally, words don't come easy to me you're such a liar, 87-posts blogger-clown, or they come in French, which once qwertied, would be pretty useless to most of my readers]. On le magnifique poster, one can read: The Lorem Ipsum Blog Post – Thursday March 29. Today, Thursday March 29, … Continue reading
Drawing Flies (and Cats)
On Matt Posky’s best post yet, Like a Clown on Fire, SaraDraws write: “You draw better than the clown”. Give a big hand of applause to my wife, everyone. I take offence to her comment. I do everything better but Posky’s written funsies. To prove my point, I have freely adapted an exert of Posky’s … Continue reading
Like a Clown on Fire
Reblogged from You Monsters Are People.: After being thoroughly stalked by this French speaking anomaly, after browsing his blog, I was convinced into having a few drinks and drawing him his very own doodle. It turns out that he was, in fact, a very nice gentleman. He even whored out my work to his readership without any prompting on … Continue reading
The Rainbow Farting Nose Picking Unicorn Post
Dear Readers, It’s recently come to my attention that my posts have been a bit heavy, and as a result, some of you have become BFF’s with a box of tissues. Misery loves company goddamit As hard I find it to believe, I only have one wish today: to sleep to be rich to rule … Continue reading
You Monsters Are People, Even You Clown
I don’t really write posts about other bloggers, as I really do prefer writing about myself. And if I’d be making a habit of writing about other bloggers, I’d hear from my blogroll. And it wouldn’t be nice. It’d be something like: “Hey, Clown… You’re a dick”. Then comes Matt Posky’s You Monsters Are People. … Continue reading
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