I am a one post a day type of guy. That’s just how I am. I also change my undies daily. It’s these little quirks that make me special.
I’ve just read that The Muppets’ “Man or Muppet” won the Oscar for Best Song. And in my little book of important stuff, I’ve written down: If the Muppets ever win an Oscar for Man or Muppet, write a blog post about it.
Why am I so excited about this? Quite frankly, I don’t really care about the Oscars, nor about The Muppets… At least I didn’t before watching The Muppets a few weeks back. You see, The Muppets are not a big deal among the French community in Montreal. We have our own weird kid shows [ring me if you'd like a few titles...]. I watched the movie reluctantly, with my wife, and I laughed my ass off. Literally, I laughed out loud. And since then, I’ve been singing Man or Muppet everywhere I go – when I take a shower, to my kids, in my sleep. I’ve bumped into you? You’ve heard me sing it.
Kermit and co., congrats f*ckers. You made me a [very manly] muppet of a man.
“If I’m a muppet, then I’m a very manly muppet
Am I a muppet or am I a man?
If I’m a man that makes me a muppet of a man.”